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You dangled me off a cliff holding a fragile rope of the person who I was and could be. The rope of my sanity, the…
View ArticleJimmy Kimmel opens high-end coffee shops in Chicago
Hopes to connect with common man Since Oscar Host and civil rights activist Jimmy Kimmel successfully grounded the world of the Hollywood elite by bringing…
View ArticleRAW FROM THE SAW: DAY/NIGHT PLAYLIST
By: Sophie Israelsohn, Ministry of Cool Editor DAY My Country – tUnE-yArDs Billions of Eyes – Lady Lamb Vacation – Florist Pulling Teeth – Lucius…
View ArticleRAW FROM THE SAW: Concert Review – Turkuaz
By Michaela Abbott, Contributing Writer On March 23, The Haunt hosted the nine-piece, “powerfunk” band called Turkuaz. Hailing from Brooklyn, NY, Turkuaz is as unique…
View ArticleThe First Frontier
Iceland makes unequal pay illegal by Mila Phelps-Friedl, News and Views Editor March 8, 2017: the 200th anniversary of the New York stock exchange, the…
View ArticleJeff Sessions Hates Mad Dank Kush
It’s because he’s never tried mad dank kush By Cara Olson Out of all the presidential cabinet members, one may expect attorney general Jeff Sessions…
View ArticleSimon Eats Garfunkel
The famed duo faces its final breakup Shocking news has unfolded for music fans around the nation. In a freak occurrence, Art Garfunkel was reportedly…
View ArticleSpider-Man: Homecoming
Spider-Man’s got two dates to the prom – can he swing it? Homecoming: a night of romance for some, but a night of sweaty and…
View ArticleAn Ode to Gay Bars and Drag Nights
I’m drunk off of two gin and tonics, standing in the corner of this overcrowded bar, and my girlfriend is about to kiss me, so…
View ArticleClementines
There’s something so sweet about eating a clementine. And not just the tangy pleasant citrus that dances on your tastebuds. But the way the tart…
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